Not the kind of couple who takes life too seriously? Then hilarious wedding vows might be for your wedding. It’s always a moment to remember when the whole wedding is erupted into raucous laughter, so the day isn’t just filled with tears of joy but those of gut busting laughs. I scoured the internet to save you some time, and bring you some “samples” of where to start.

 

"I promise ...... Forever and ever, until one of us dies."

 

“I promise to leave my apple cores and dirty cups on the counter.

I promise to overdraft the checking account.

I promise to complain about the kitty litter.

I vow to encourage us to try new and strange thingsI vow to fill your 'I love you' Bank every day.

I vow to never use a recipe when fixing dinnerI vow to be the best parts of me that fit perfectly with the best parts of you.

Although I will be imperfect,

I pledge to be sensitive and respectful of your unique talents, abilities and quirks.

I pledge to lend you strength for all of your dreams.

Through our union we can accomplish more than I could aloneI believe in you, and In us.

I promise to forget to stack the dishes on the right, and leave stagnant water in the sink.

I promise to always drive the speed limit, even on the freeway.

I promise to cuss loudly at video gamesI vow to snuggle you as often as possibleI vow to make you really really laugh out loud.

I vow to always try one bite of any meal you create.

I vow to be the best parts of me that fit perfectly with the best parts of you.

Although I will be imperfect, I pledge to be sensitive and respectful of your unique talents, abilities and quirks.

I pledge to lend you strength for all of your dreams.

Through our union we can accomplish more than I could alone.

I believe in you, and In us.”

 

“Groom: I, (Name), choose you, (Name), to be my wife. In front of our friends and family gathered here I promise to love and cherish you throughout the good times and bad times. I promise to try to remember to put put my dirty clothes in the hamper and to replace the toilet paper roll when it's empty. I promise to remember this day with love and roses. I will love you always.

Bride: I, (Name), choose you, (Name), to by my husband. In front of our friends and family, I promise to love and cherish you through every obstacle that may come into our path. I promise to learn how to check the oil in my car and how to roll up a garden hose. I will comfort you when your team loses and drink beer with you when they win. I will love you always”

 

Dr. Suessy!

Officiant: Will you love with all your heart? From now until death do you part?

Bride and Groom: Yes, we will love with all our heart. From now until death do us part

,And we will love if we are rich, And if we're broke and in a ditch, And when we're fit, and when we're sick, (Oh, CAN'T we get this finished quick?) And we will love through good and bad, And we will love when glad or sad.

Bride: And I will have, and I will hold. (I think this might be getting old!) I'll love him my entire life.

Groom: Please, can't I take her as my wife?

 

Officiant: Then if you'll take her as your wifeAnd if you'll love him all your life

And if you'll have, and if you'll hold, From now until the stars grow cold, And if you'll love through good and bad, And when happy and when sad, And love in sickness, and in health, And when you're poor, and when in wealth, And if you'll love with all your heart, From now until death do you part,Yes, if you'll love through and through, Please answer with these words:

Bride and Groom: I DO!

Officiant: Good! Now we can finish up with things. If you would both exchange the rings.

Officiant: You're married now! So kiss the bride, But please, do keep it dignified.

(Credit :: weddings.about.com)